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Michael William 

1)A salty man who enjoys starting shit amongst others- especially in an online group- a Michael William likes to get everyone riled up

2) the act of posting within an online group with the intent on upsetting as many as possible- often with insults
What a Michael William - calling a bunch of girls heffers online- they tagged the admin!

Did you see that guy Michael William that post? Salty af!
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Michael Weikath 

1- Michael Ingo Joachim Weikath. Also known as Weiki, is one of the Godfathers of Power Metal (Helloween).
2- An amazing songwriter, guitarist, and human being.

3- I got nothing much to say, but he's AWESOME.
Person 1: "Dude, who's that guy? It looks like he just smoked a crack or something."

Person 2: "That guy? He's Michael Weikath. He's a fucking legend, man..."

michael jackson drummer

When a band’s drummer plays with one drumming glove, as opposed to both gloves. This is done either for increased grip for one hand, personal style or in extreme scenarios to protect blisters from prolonged drumming. The term references the King of Pop singer Michael Jackson, who famously performed with one glove.
guitarist]: I think he dug those drumming gloves we chipped in for.

bassist: Did you see he’s only wearing one glove?
Guitarist: Well, he’s a michael jackson drummer. He’s bad and I mean that in the MJ way, where bad means good.
Bassist: Yeah, he can really "Beat It" all right.

Michael Watts he made me hot 

A line used by Paul Wall in the hit song “Still Tippin”
“Michael Watts he made me hot. Hard Work took me to the top.”

Michael Jackson 

Only the greatest pop singer of all time! He has won 13 Grammy awards and several other awards. He sadly had vitiligo and lots of plastic surgeries because of it.
Michael Jackson’s legacy lives on to this day and his music is popin’.

Michael Hahn

Your typical tiny penis nerd boy with a 100% chance of never breeding. His money will allow him to achieve minor success in his life, but even with immense funds, no bitch will ever want this gay boy inside them. Michael Hahns are extensively condescending, but in fact could be bullied to the point of death at any and every moment. 90% of those who come in contact with the fabled horror that is Michael Hahn hate him.
"You know Michael Hahn?"
"You mean Faggot?"

michael J Curran 

a total idiot, doesnt shower. Hangs with a monkey all damn day. Needs to brush his teeth and wash his damn face. Just makes you want to say uhhhh boi he is so nasty.