jabbed all up the lip

To be punched in the mouth, usually for doing something stupid or irritating.

If you don't give me that twos you promised me you're gonna get jabbed all up the lip.

by mainframejeff July 10, 2009

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dirty lip gloss

After engaging in dirty anal sex, your weiner is covered in fecal matter and the lucky lady of the evening sucks it off resulting in a nice brown ring around her mouth.

"Claude ass slammed that coke whore last night and she sucked his dick. She ended up with some dirty lip gloss. Tee Hee."

by jaegerdon January 28, 2010

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lip to lip

slang for oral sex

"how do you like it?"
"hunn, i like it lip to lip.(;"

by alicegotlost_17 October 13, 2009

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Most often used in the college setting around class registration time. When the hassle of administrative work becomes unbearable, the only solution is saying "fuck it" and packing an enormous lip of smokeless tobacco.

Henry: "Dude they keep saying that my password is incorrect and when I try to get my password hint they won't give it to me"

James: "That sucks bro. I got my skoal peach right here go ahead and grab an administrative lip."

by bbrizzle4UUq16 December 9, 2009

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