An absolute numpty. You'll commonly find him 1 inch (that's fully erect for him) deep in his mom, or you'll find him hunched over watching anime girls kiss eachother. Kevin is a very slow and dimwitted person, Kevin's are known for walking into windows. Kevin's are known for their immense sweating so it's advised to just stay away from them.
Girl: "what's wrong with that guy? He's been trying to fuck that lamp for a while now."
Other Girl: "yup, that's Kevin."
Other Girl: "yup, that's Kevin."
by Eugaphooey December 23, 2021
Get the Kevinmug. A being or animal if you will that incapable of thinking with a brain, albeit the brain is smoother than his forehead.
by KevinGenderFluidLover July 28, 2021
Get the Kevin Fuentesmug. Kevin is more commonly known as the local pedofile in Watford was caught looking at a primary school through his car window and he was seen on crime watch
by Arsenal fan tv September 30, 2019
Get the Kevin Barnfieldmug. A person that looovveessss aarons animals! Dont ask, but i think somebody is readin this. If your name is Kevin, then your a legend :D
by Notme124 October 27, 2021
Get the Kevinmug. Did you hear NFL coach Kevin Maxen just came out? Yeah, but who cares? He must be pulling a Kevin Spacey.
by bannedfromfacebookagain July 21, 2023
Get the Pulling a Kevin Spaceymug. Kevin is the best boyfriend you could ever ask for. his charms and personality will attract you so easily and he smells like heaven. he will give you attention and send you goodmorning/goodnight messages. he will care for you a lot and always check up on you. he's a popular boy with dark, pretty hair. he will protect you any way he can, and will always forever be on your side. he is really smart but doesn't try hard in any subjects. his smile will leave you breathless.
friend: your boyfriend kevin seems so sweet!
me: yeah, he's the best boyfriend you could ask for
friend: i wish i had a kevin
me: yeah, he's the best boyfriend you could ask for
friend: i wish i had a kevin
by biggest simp February 1, 2022
Get the Kevinmug. A Kevin is basically what I wld call the male version of a Karen who tends to use more vulgar terms.
by Bluppy Plubby October 11, 2022
Get the Kevinmug.