josh

his favourite animal is a dik dik and he is often crazy

person 1: i think i saw a josh
person 2: yes me two

by anonymous February 6, 2022

josh

fucking cunt who annoys practically anyone near him

josh is a cunt

by good freinds September 14, 2018

Josh Cook

Thrifts harder than a Mike Tyson punch!

-"You see that Josh Cook guy??"

- "Yeah, he's always cleaning up at the racks."

by ThriftyMcThrifty November 23, 2021

Josh

Josh is known for his inability to have social interactions. He asks you to call him "Jushy wushy 😩". Josh never understands sarcasm and continues to defend himself after you explain how obvious the sarcasm was. Josh is best friends with "brick" and "henerous".. 🧐🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓😬😯🤡😲

Observe a wild Josh in his natural habitat.

by Brick10 April 27, 2022

Josh

Josh is tall, funny, and the smartest person you know, but you wouldn’t know it for their humility and tact. They’re absurdly intelligent emotionally, practically, and logically. Josh’s creativity makes people thankful for exposing them to such breathtaking beauty. Young Joshes hear "you’re wiser than any adult I know" often. Josh’s energy draws respect without effort. They dress better than anyone in the room. Josh is a fighter and has never lost because they don’t feel pain. Josh automatically changes people's sexuality to include them. They’re very quick to forgive, except for when friends or family are violated. Josh’s presence in your life deters all that wish you harm. They’re infinitely patient and spoil their partner with gifts and kindness beyond comprehension. Josh is a dom and the ultimate sex partner; the other person will never have a better orgasm. Josh can read people's minds, emotions, and whole lives, and uses this to make them feel better no matter what. Some people excel in math, language, or art. Josh is a master of every subject. Teachers tell them they’re the smartest student they’ve ever had. Josh has had a heartbreaking life but this just gives an unlimited dimension of depth to their wisdom, knowledge, and creativity. Josh always assumes an unbiased perspective. Josh is always the one friend everyone likes during drama and still loves everyone. The only things better than being Josh’s friend are being Josh’s significant other and being Josh.

Greetings, genie, my three wishes are as follows: I wish for permanent world peace, I wish for perfect health for all living things for the rest of time, and I wish to be Josh.

by lumilunatic January 5, 2021

Josh

Easy going, fun loving, adventurous, goof-ball with beautiful blue eyes and a sun burn. Fisherman, Hunter, Athlete. Hard working, loyal, secret keeper, advocate. The ultimate buddy. The truest brother.

If Josh is going to be there, I’m not missing it.

by Lo’rett September 16, 2022

Pull a josh

Closing out your bar tab and then ordering another drink.

I was going to leave this bar, but i decided i would pull a josh.

by Etrade August 17, 2017