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Dark Brandon

A weak phrase liberals use in attempting to defend a senile old man who believes he's the president. However the man is actually a 81 year old who claims to see dead people and poops his pants in front of the Pope.
Did you guys see Dark Brandon own those MAGAs?
by bobob88888888 February 8, 2024
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Dark Christ

A drug seller who sells false dream
I meet a dark Christ got some saver. Let's get the resurrection.
by Goodchild May 14, 2015
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dark peasant

The dark peasant is 2nd strongest in Totally Accurate Battle Simulator

Dark Peasants have a dark hands surrounded him to protect
Dark peasant cost 9999999

He is almost impossible to kill
by anonymous October 4, 2023
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""""Dark humor""""

Mainly used by douchebags that spams slurs, posts non safe for work imagery and such on internet places and passes it off as a joke saying its "dark humor"
Person 1: Did you see the new member of the server?
Person 2: Aw hell no, another racist
Person 1: What do you mean he is funny as hell?
Person 2: What part of spamming the n word is funny?
Person 1: you dont get dark humor
Person 2: That shit isnt dark humor, its """""dark humor"""""
by graphical user interface July 15, 2022
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Dark Aging

Covering yourself and your lover up with blankets that have holes in them by your genitals. Then one of you must tackle the other down the stairs or off the bed. Then you have to try to insert your penis into her hole. If you get it in before two minuets, your lover has to throat fuck you and say "what a lovely tea party".
Hey Laura do you want to try dark aging tonight?
by Thejerseydirtbag May 1, 2015
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oh-dark-thirty

Period from 00:00 (12:00 am) until 06:00 (6:00 am).
Oh-dark-thirty.
by ÑÇÇÑÇÇÑÇÇÑÇÇÑ August 25, 2025
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Dark place

A place where no light can reach.
Hacker- He comes from a world beyond our world, a world where nothing is beyond him. A world where the bullies beat down the Casper milquetoastes, a dark, dark place.

Investigator- Well that's a great story, but you really haven't told me shit have you?
by The Original Agahnim January 12, 2022
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