Slide a Hand

Wacking off in your pants

Last night I slept on the couch and everyone was in their rooms so I had to slide a hand.

by whiteshadow123 June 25, 2010

Hand Maid

A person (mostly female) who fucks or gets fucked by a commander

Dude she's a hand maid

by Dude Bro Dude November 3, 2016

muddy hand

When you first someone in the ass and there hand comes out covered in shit

Man after I fisted her I had a muddy hand

by Sonigga June 16, 2016

hand soap

Used to describe something white, sticky, and gooey.

Used as an innuendo for semen.

This girl didn't know what hand soap was, so i told her it was something that was white and gooey. Her reaction was priceless.

by pnutbutter0789 April 1, 2017

playstation hands

Usually unspoken argument for playing playstation rather then xbox. People with playstation hands can't handel xbox controllers because there hands are to small.

Also refers to a males genital size since its related to the handsize.

1) Guy 1: Dude, playstation is so much better and the controllers are so compftable.

Guy 2: Sure, your hands are just to small, skeethead

2) Girl 1: Hey look this guy looks so cute I'll hook up with him.

Girl 2: Hack no look at his playstation hands.

by Lenne Jaaaames December 7, 2009

whore-handed

(adj) anything which is unpleasing or undesirable to a high degree; horrendous.

Yankee Fan 1: "I can't believe the Sox won the series"

Yankee Fan 2: "Yah, that was so whore-handed!"

by Nick Salve & Mike Lynch January 1, 2005

Shake Hand

When a guy sleeps with a girl that has a next man. Then walks her home to find her man waiting for her, the girl introduce them both reffering to the guy she just fucked as her friend and he shakes her boyfriends hand and acts normal.🤣

Everytime you see the guy who the girl has fucked you shout out or call him "shake hand" 🤣

by Fool Fool 3000 June 4, 2021