goonscrolling

The act of gooning while scrolling porhub shorties.
Similar to doomscrolling or boonscrolling.

I spent last night goonscrolling till' 4 in the morning.

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goonmates

Hey I’m goonmates with Kyle this year, “uh you mean roommates” Nah we Goon bro’s ;)

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the practice of mastering the 4 ways of gooning (like the avatar)

"Yo bro I think thats the Goonatar

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Similar to doomscrolling and boonscrolling but instead of an infinite loop of brainrot it’s an infinite loop of gooning and watching porn.

Person 1: “I got stuck on Xhamster last night, I couldn’t stop edging.
Person 2: “Sounds like you were goonscrolling…

goonscrolling by Uk911 April 24, 2024

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The act of Gooning at every possible moment, at home, at work, at school, anywhere you can grab a moment to goon.

Man I caught Carl Goonmaxing in the work van the other night

Goonmaxing by Vauss April 25, 2024

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Completly miserable, and watching porn 24/7

Example, my friend Anton is a big fat gooner

Gooner by Sebos April 26, 2024

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when you have to take a piss really bad so it comes out fast as lightning.

“I gotta take a goon piss.”

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