flathtard

Super smart and cool guy

That guy over there is such a flathtard

by anonymous December 16, 2020

Flatbread

A kind of roast that is requested by the roastee, as a sort of punishment for doing something they REALLY shouldn't have done

Person 1: Hey, bro, can you flatbread me?
Person 2: Sure, why?
Person 1: I want my girlfriend to step on me.
Person 2: Ok, *tak*... That's so disgusting, you're so disgusting. Only a sick depraved person like you would want that.
Person 1: Fucking owie

by a schizophrenic teenager December 17, 2020

Flatbread

Verb

a type of roast that is requested by the roastee as a punishment for something they REALLY shouldn't have done.

Person 1: Hey, bro, can you flatbread me?
Person 2: Sure, why?
Person 1: I want my girlfriend to step on me.
Person 2: Ok, tak... You want your girlfriend to step on you? That's so disgusting, only someone as depraved as you would want something as gross as that.
Person 1: Fucking owie

by a schizophrenic teenager December 17, 2020

Flat bread

When you stack your balls one by one, placing 5$ Bills in between each ball and a female version of Blanca from street fighter eats it like a sandwich.

Kyle Myers regretted making peace with his consent to a flat bread, when his gf turned into a green skinned orange haired monster.

by Tooly Beam December 27, 2020

@flatfugo

The most swag person ever , follow them on instagram

@Flatfugos so cool

by Miss_gurl December 31, 2020

Flat 3 shuffle

The budgeted ability of the achievement of a swivelly chair

Person 1: “Shoudlve seen me last night, I had to do the flat 3 shuffle”

by Aiden.Fukin January 15, 2021

Flat white

When a white boy gets his ass beat and lays on the floor

If that boy don’t shut up I’ll make him a flat white

by Nightungale January 28, 2021