crack boner

When you smoke crack and you get a massive vibrating erection from all the crack youve been doing, because of daddy issues, crack boner

"Dude, brittaney totally had a crack boner at the funeral"

by Cringe nation November 25, 2015

Boner Thought

A thought that seems genius while you are erect, but becomes horrible after climax.

Guy 1: I thought about Skyping my ex and asking to see her butthole again.

Guy 2: Oh my God. Did you?

Guy 1: Nah. It was just a boner thought.

by Esdee Jay-Tee January 20, 2014

Pro Boner

A description of the payment method for a good or service, the method consisting of the use of you or someone else's boner, in various ways. Pro boner payment is mutually exclusive will other forms of payment, as it is offered as a form of charity. Keep the tip.

I just couldn't think of a way to pay for his legal services... Until he offered me pro boner service!

by CakeBadger April 30, 2021

Vader Boner

An erection caused by the sheer awesomeness of Darth Vader.

I just watched Rogue One and let me tell you... That last scene in the Rebel ship gave me a total Vader Boner.

by Lance DangerTits December 30, 2016

Aftershock Boner

An erection that comes repeatedly and abnormally sooner than typical male recovery time frames after having your world rocked by an amazing blow job or other sexual act.

After Kate sucked the life out of my cock, I found myself having multiple aftershock boners.

by JackTen October 3, 2019

Boner bruise

A bruise on the inner thigh caused by a rapidly expanding erection whereby the tip of the penis impacts forcibly into the leg.

Damn that girl Audrey is so hot every time I see her i get a boner bruise.

by Blackcox44859 September 6, 2013

Pizza boner

A powerful, overwhelming hunger that only pizza can satisfy.

“What do you want for dinner?”
“I’ve got a massive pizza boner tbh.”

by 12337 at 420 July 11, 2022