National short people day

April 11th is national short people day.

Call your short friend a dwarf and Kill your short friends!

“Yo you heard? its national short people day!”
(Then the person would proceed to kill the dwarf)

by Fartface867 April 10, 2025

short piece

what a guys friends call his girl

guy 1: who's this ?
guy 2: you don't know ? thats his short piece

by souljaboyspinkytoe March 22, 2022

Short energy

When a person projects energy that makes them seem smaller than they are. Or they're actually short.

Wow! Riot has MEGA short energy.

by Thathandsomedevil12 July 14, 2022

Short staffed 69

A short boy who love trump a d is short and is redneck and is short and is not thicc and is short

A short staffed 69 is short

by Sadly not big June 21, 2022

kick short people month

the month of October is kicking short people month. Kick people shorter than 5 feet to the moon.

Friend 1: It's October you know what that means...
*Friend one kicks friend 2 into the air*
Friend 2: WAIT NO!
Friend 1: Thank you kick short people month.

by JinnyFlinny October 3, 2022

Short Story Schlong

A phrase used to express that your penis came fast. Usually to make a disappointing vibe a bit livelier.

*Sexual Intercourse finished early*
*Man looks toward penis in disappointment*
Man: "Short Story Schlong!"
*Woman laughs*

by xWhatDa December 16, 2022

Short trail

be at short notice to do something (Navy expression)

I'm not sure when the Admiral will arrive, so make sure you and your team are at the short trail to man the boat.

by mikenjac May 28, 2014