Joe Mihzir

asshole football coach, who will possibly rape a child if in contact with one.

you better watch out thats a joe mihzir over there.

by tnels123 November 18, 2016

Joe Cote

Joe Cote is a very sexy man and is good in bed. He a pizza eating man who likes to choke on some dark chocolate. Mhm.

Joe Cote is so sexy. Oh look, here comes Joe Cote, everybody get your dicks ready!

by sweezywheezy October 16, 2015

Joe Moe

A person who is a pain, won’t stop bugging you, and is irritable. They also have many voice cracks and are intelligent at times.

You are such a Joe Moe, leave me alone!

by Casey Letrix November 13, 2018

Pop a joe

Slang for when you take a Viagra.

Dude, i had to pop a joe last night because i had limp dick.

by someone on the date of : October 24, 2018

Joe Store

Yes, it's finally here! The Joe store! The one place to get your one and only Joe(s). They may be crazy, but they are really cheap. ONLY $1,000,000,000,000! Come to the Joe store and get your Joe now for a cheap price! (ORIGINAL PRICE: $900,000,000,000,000,000,000!

Felicity: Check out this new Joe store! It's really cheap!
Tracy: Really? How cheap?
Felicity: This cheap: $1,000,000,000,000
Tracy: Can I see?
Felicity: Mkay, here.
Tracy: AHHH!!!!!!!
Joe: *Murders Tracy*

by Felicity Mae November 2, 2018

Basic Joe

an adult male who tries hard to copy his buddies to the point he loses his personality just for the false sense of appearing cool in front of them.

Person one: you bitch, your momma doesn't count as a kiss.
person two: shut up basic Joe.

by Malzahar Quanarhin November 4, 2018

vertical joe

an erect penis

Look! Peter has a vertical joe in the middle of class!

by penguinlies July 11, 2017