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Weeding glasses

I put on my weeding glasses to see in between my highs, man and I saw the weed better too.
by Pockets420 December 24, 2025
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Weed

The best shit humans have discovered
Something that fucks you up without actually fucking you up
Chill out Tyrone my nigga smoke some weed
by Andrew Tate Cheesy Bald Head January 4, 2026
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Dildo Weed

When some is a complete ass hole or dumbass for no fucking reason but to be one.
Why are you such a dildo weed!

You see the new kid he was acting like a complete dildo weed towards me.
by Timmyturnt January 8, 2026
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Weed Water

Stop at the liquor liquor store. I want to get some weed water for the party
by SandyinFlorida January 10, 2026
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Ignoriance of the weed

Stonerfication of "Ignorance," but includes an active, willful element as pertains to non use of marijuana.
Often a playful, chiding reprimand intended to provoke immediate inhalation of marijuana smoke.
Katie: "I charge you with ignoriance of the weed!"
Lisa: "I refute it thus:" *Takes a toke* *Blows the smoke*
by k80theshade February 18, 2025
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Philadelphia weed whack

When a man spins around his flaccid cock and then splooges on pubic hair and rips out the cum stained pubic hair with his teeth.
I don’t shave I just let someone Philadelphia weed whack me.
by Wustmayocouncil August 1, 2024
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Weed Whacker

a derogatory term against those who do drugs/vape and claim “i can quit anytime
“Tony told me he can quit vapes at any time”

oh god he’s one of those weed whackers
by skibidisigma27 August 15, 2024
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