Weed Man

When a person is promoted to a Lead Man Position at work. Then decides to smoke weed at work. Becoming lazy and useless.

Becoming a Weed Man leads to smoking the Weedum, which leads to over Eatum, which leads to becoming Fatum, which turns you into a Ratum.

by Gold Standard 1 January 15, 2025

Designer Weed

Weed that’s a cross between multiple crosses to give you a desired effect/high while removing any unwanted feelings from the high.

Damn bro he got that designer weed

by Jpfrenxh9 March 18, 2022

Candied Weed

Weed soaked in tobacco Vape juice of your tastes. Bongsmoked or ingested. Ingestion will provide sustained dose of relaxation and focus.
Like a Spliff, only New.

Mom! I can't believe you put Candied Weed on my Cake!!
"Happy Birthday, Sugar"

by OhThanKevin September 28, 2021

Sleep n Weed

When your tired or asleep and someone's hitting it while you do so and you can smell it.

Example:
"Yo David ? ,you hittin it ? I guess I'm ganna just Sleep n Weed."

by Dizzy8 September 03, 2016

asshole weed

when an inmate shoved weed up their up their anus into their rectum so it doesn’t come out for their cough test

hey guys i coughed so hard and my asshole weed didn’t come out, i’m amazed! i don’t even know where the lighter went!

by crustydiscarge69 February 05, 2021

weed headache

the headache you get after smoking too much, regardless of your method

damn i have such a bad weed headache right now

by LisaPaul July 27, 2022

Weeded

1. A term used to describe the cringe you’re witnessing without being extremely rude

2. To be picked out of your family to do chores

3. to be blamed in Among us as the imposter

4. To be accused of something your not responsible for.

Bruh, we just got weeded.

Damn my friends just weeded me for no reason at all.

This YouTube video I’m witnessing has weeded my brain out of existence.

My family weeded me out of my Funtime to do chores.

by Vizonex May 23, 2021