Twat

My colleague only goes into the office on Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Thursdays. He is a TWaT.

My colleague is a lazy TWaT, who does nothing on Mondays and Fridays.

by kentpaul April 26, 2024

Twatted

When some one makes a complete and total bitch out of you.

Johnathon got twatted in the video chat room earlier today.

by BlackSheep710 August 1, 2023

Twat

A slur meaning "vagina", used more less frequently by the British than by people on the internet pretending to look British.

12 Y/o Freak: Im d beeeeest, dont f*** with me, u twat!
Tom: Holy fuck, its a Brit!

by Perpetual Fuckup September 16, 2017

southern twat

THE BEST THING YOU CAN CALL A GIRL IN THE SOUTH

you are a southern twat and want to ride you like a bull

by kivaiubki November 21, 2020

twat toot

When engaged in intercourse the vagaina becomes wet and makes a fart like sound when the penis enters.

Stephanie got so wet last nite during sex she began to twat toot.

by The Wordmieser December 1, 2015

Twat twitcher

Someone who texted their ex husband "you make my twat twitch"

"I looked through Tina's phone and she texted her ex husband you make my twat twitch! what a twat twitcher!"

by SDWR3TCH September 4, 2025

Twat

British English slang for a man who is obnoxious but doesn't necessarily realise it. American equivalent would be Douchebag.

Co worker 1: I had to train that new guy the other day and he just wouldn't listen to anything I said and told me how he knows it already, yet he struggled by himself and kept asking me for assistance. Than he got all flustered and started walking around the workplace and getting in everyone's way. Co Worker 2: Yeah I know who your talking about, he seems like a right twat

by Dre_303888 June 29, 2020