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Berf (unit)

a measurement of how much dog hair has been vacuumed by unit; when emptying a vacuum. A single vacuum emptying would equal one single "Berf". Two or more would be "Berfs" (plural).
"We need to comb "Bertha Maye" tonight, she is shedding like crazy! I emptied five whole "Berf (unit) 's" into the trashcan before I finished vacuuming."
by xJTxx June 7, 2023
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United States of America

Good Country for most part
-tech innovation
-good movies
-good tv
-delicious food
-amazing cities (nyc, la, sf, dc, Chicago etc)

-beautiful nature (Grand Canyon, Yosemite, Yellowstone etc)

-gorgeous women
-wealthy

-nice houses

Then there is the bad
-foreign policy (Vietnam, Iraq wars and cia coups in Iran, Guatemala and chile)

-military spending is too high

-political division

-a lot of the media is too biased

Overall no country is perfect and the us is no exception
The United States of America is a complex society. Good people and ideals but some awful choices by the government
by Mysterion1374 January 3, 2024
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unit on me

My fit bearded man can unit on me
He is so hot he could unit on me and in me
by pusssss February 16, 2024
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