catching the crazy turkey

Having sex

They were catching the crazy turkey last night

by Qmandogawesome December 14, 2014

Turkey

A very fat booty. Used in Philly.

Ayo bro, you see that jawn walking down the street? She had a turkey on her, real rap.

by WestPhillyBoul March 27, 2021

Turkey Blasted

A sexual act involving a Turkey, a bumhole and a strong gag reflex.

Joe Santagato: Yo danny! You know the hot chick from the bar? She Turkey blasted me!

Danny: Holy shit man. Thats tight as fuck!!

by Sesh Panda May 20, 2020

Turkey day votive

When you invite a gay midget to Thanksgiving and indicate which guest’s dick he’s supposed to suck by placing a lit votive under the chair of said “getter” of the fellatio.

I had the weirdest thanksgiving experience yesterday. There was a game called Turkey Day votive and basically they hired a midget to suck a random guest’s dick. It was crazy but I really enjoyed the BJ.

by Scotty Nice November 28, 2024

Dabbing on a turkey

When one person performs oral favors to a man of advanced age.

Emily loves her sugar daddy. She's dabbing on a turkey every night.

by would you kindly November 24, 2017

turkey

A slang term for crack cocaine.

"Let me get a dime of that turkey"

by RockinRobin51014 April 10, 2019

Brazilian Turkey

When a man or women recently shaved their perineum and/or around their anus and the result is several and severe razor bumps.

"Yeah, she does anal, but like.
She has a Brazilian Turkey."

by PeskyBoi January 4, 2021