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most perfect and fantabulous person in the world

Damn if only i was the most perfect and fantabulous person in the world like Beat rice Car man
by PenisWilliams June 24, 2020
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you could drive a wooden person crazy

A midwestern colloquialism meaning that you could even drive a person who had no manner of sensory perception up the wall because you are beyond all natural levels of irritating.
Matthew Lesko could drive a wooden person crazy.
by Chainsaw August 29, 2005
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NATIONAL SLAP A WHITE PERSON DAY

do it, they deserve it.
“no i can’t go, i’m partaking in national slap a white person day ):”
by emiliatbh May 15, 2021
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Person Who Has Long Hair Of The Year

Awards ceremony held each year to commend those with unncessecarily long hair; beyond the call of duty, nature, and their barbers.
"You have long hair"
*is added to nominees list*
by Spike May 9, 2003
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National kiss your favorite person day

Let’s join national kiss your favorite person day
by Pppppljgfvjg January 23, 2021
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National drag a broken short person day

On October 22, you can drag any previously thrown "person" (under 5'4") on the ground for up to 15 yards (see National throw a short person day) without permission
Oh boy! It's October 22, National drag a broken short person day, let's grab William and curb-stomp him!
by not not not benjamin September 26, 2022
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Hottest person in the world past, present, and future

I just had a date with the hottest person in the world past, present, and future.

Who? Justin Watt?
by Luckiestgirlever January 31, 2022
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