Tim Taylor

1. A male homeowner who thinks he knows how to fix anything, so he refuses to hire anyone to make any repairs, thereby totally screwing things up much worse.

2. Same as #1, except he goes ahead and hires someone, yet tells the repairman how to do his job.

I'm an electrician, and I had a real Tim Taylor for a customer today. He stood around and told me how to do my job his way, and wouldn't let me do my own work properly.

Tim Taylor by Jeff46902 October 23, 2008

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ethan taylor

The guy all girls like, but no one ever dates him because he is to much like a fairy tail.

"Is that Ethan Taylor? Or am I dreaming again?"

ethan taylor by ETay520 January 14, 2017

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Swift Taylor

1.) A hand job given by a hobo who meets the following criteria:

-Female
-On crack AND heroin
-Has a lazy eye
-One of her front teeth must be missing
-MUST Slightly Resemble Taylor Swift

In addition the receiver of the hand job:

-Must be so impaired that he thinks it is a good idea
to get a hand job from said hobo.

-Whilst the job is taking place, he must chug a beer and sing any song by Chicago backwards...AT THE SAME TIME.

Person 1 - "Oh my god man, Pat just got a Swift Taylor last night!"

Person 2 - "That's fucking disgusting, but your such a liar, everyone knows Pat doesn't drink...and who listens to Chicago anymore?"

Swift Taylor by The Snake69 March 18, 2011