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The touch

When other people have been knocking on a door and no one opens or heard the knock but when you knock they open.
Joey & Fernando knock on Alan’s door to buy cookies from him and Alan does not open. Then Melany knocks and Alan sells her cookies. Then Joey & Fernando say: “ Damn Melany you got the touch!”
by MelanyQueen October 30, 2018
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Modis Touch

The opposite of Midas Touch. A person who turns things to shit instead of gold.
You : Hey man, don't give the project to Mike.
Shem : Why not?
You : He has the Modis Touch, things he gets involved with, gets demonetized.
Shem : Fuck man, you should have told me that earlier. Next time, I will vote against him.
by Sambit Patra January 2, 2019
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NASA "Touch Up"

Refering to the NASA moonlanding conspiracy alleging NASA "touched up" footage of the moonlanding in 1969.
Madonna is getting so old so old her photoshoots require a NASA "Touch Up".
by Faymkonzi June 1, 2019
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Tootsie touch

Usually used when one is being disrespectful to one another and is ready for conflict letting whoever it is know you could get these hands anytime 💯
I hear all that bullshit saying my way , but at the end of the day you could get your tootsie touched.
by JStayHumble July 13, 2019
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Inteli-Touch

A computerized fan control system that the Casablanca fan company used from the mid 80s up until the late 2000s. Has 6 speeds, a light dimmer function, a direction reverse function, a demonstration function, and several other modes. Comes with a wall switch of either three of four buttons that wires into the wall in place of your regular toggle switch. Very high tech and innovative, though it can malfunction and break sometimes.
I just installed your Inteli-Touch Casablanca fan for you.
by daddyjenkins July 20, 2019
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National touch tongue day

On 12th of April it touch tongues day so just go up to a friend and touch tongues
Hey it’s national touch tongue day! Wanna touch tongues?
by Sara woodlands April 11, 2019
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Tulip Toucher

The title given to someone who breaks into a hospital and steals all of the newborn foreskin
“Yeah you see the guy on the news, I heard he called himself the tulip toucher.”
by TheRiceFieldReaper October 12, 2019
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