Devil raisin

A pellet of rabbit feces secretly placed amongst an offering of dried grapes as a prank. May be one or many added into the mix.

Bobby was supposed to bring trail mix for the trip, but he filled the bag with devil raisins.

by Guiy Fartinghouse December 29, 2018

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Devil's harmonica

The act of fellatio, performed by two mouths on the same penis.

The best head I ever got was from Carrie and Blair. Those two were playing the Devil's harmonica!

by LockguyDFW November 23, 2020

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the devil quotes scripture

Hypocrisy, judging someone based on something they've done when you did something even worse

Guy 1- Dude I need to tell you something..

Guy 2- Aye mate?

Guy 1- I slept with your girl

Guy 2 - *Random shit about the bro code, leaves angrily*

Guy 3- Didnt he sleep with yo sister?

Guy 1- The devil quotes scripture

by Sextasy April 12, 2015

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Devil’s Hot Pocket

The act of shitting into another’s asshole and leaving it inside on their rectum.

Person 1: How did last night go with Stacy?
Person 2: She was nasty. She made me do the Devil’s Hot Pocket

by Jim Pickins July 11, 2021

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Devil's Alibi

To have or provide an alibi so airtight it would remove all doubt and vindicate even the devil.

See also Devil's Advocate , Devil's Plea

Tom: Hey Joe! Did you steal my stereo?

Joe: No way dude. It wasnt me.
Tom: How can I believe you after you stole all my porno's?
Joe: How about the fact we are currently standing in an airport next to a plane I just unboarded which came from Canada where I have spent the last 3 years? Is that a Devil's Alibi enough for you?
Tom: Hmm....yeah I guess so...
Joe: Oh and also I have the new HDDVDHDFDHD 9001 Nexus iOne at home you can come look for yourself
Tom: Yeah yeah I get it.

by notyourfiend August 15, 2019

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