suck one silly

to give someone an exceptional blowjob; the sloppiest toppy imaginable.

My girlfriend really sucked me silly last night.
If I lose this game of Uno, I'll suck you silly.
That woman from the Grapefruit technique videos really knows how to suck one silly.

by BAKUDEKU Shipper December 4, 2022

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I’ll suck a cock

Usually used by twitch streamer Yourragegaming when he sees a shot that he doesn’t think someone will make usually ending in the shot being scored and no cock sucked

If Davis makes this I’ll suck a cock

by GlockfrmDeo July 26, 2021

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suck dick paradox

When someone sucks a dick to change something in the past, and sucked the dick to not suck dick in the first place.

I sucked a dick so to change my past, so I sucked the dick to unsuck the dick. Hence the suck dick paradox.

by mick nullen August 7, 2021

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Suck my sheep

An alternative to "Suck my dick" only funnier and does not make sense.

person1: "you're weird."
person2: "suck my sheep."

by SuckMySheep September 1, 2021

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Suck e rod

Suck dat boi rod.

“Omg did you see Snatgod last night he been getting his rod suck up “ cabbage been soaking wet 🥬

Suck e rod

by Snatgod June 23, 2021

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The idea that a straight man who has sucked a dick and decided he was still straight, is straighter than a straight man who has never sucked a dick.

The term was first came up with by Minecraft YouTuber Dream on Trainwrecktv's podcast on December 18th 2020 when discussing sexuality.

Have you heard of the suck a dick fallacy?

by Aquila1755 August 28, 2022

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