SIMP

1.You.2.Super Intense Minecraft Player.3. Someone Who Finds People Hot And The People Dont Know They Exist.

Man She Is A SIMP

by DreamSMP Fan_Lxx October 29, 2021

Simp

Squirrels In My Pants

"Tell me what's makin you jump like that? SIMP - Squirrels In My Pants!"

by cxrs October 17, 2020

Simp

Wesley Chrisman

God, Wesley is such a simp for Mckenzie.

by niggero2 March 26, 2020

Simp

A hypocrite usually named joe, Joey, or Joseph who tried to kick his friends out of his house at 10pm on a Saturday night. This joe character rather have sex with a whale than hang out with his friends.

Becca- hey Joey I can’t fuck you with your friends in the living room.
Joey- okay, I’ll be a simp and I’ll kick them out at 10pm on a Saturday so we can fuck in peace. Anything to get a nice duck sucking.

by The black shadow August 8, 2021

Simp

Thin. Frail. Twitchy. But energetic. Usually named Eric. In charge of food orders at medium to large companies.

Eric is a simp.

by Dread64 April 30, 2020

Simp

a person who’s named Micah 😍

Micah is a simp for among us girls.

by ayoitsmeasappimp October 27, 2020

Simp

If you aren’t a pimp.

You a simp.

by Strapklean October 13, 2020