A very hot, 5'4, attractive male. ‘Ryan Trahan’ has a youtube account and is poppin on his career as a YouTuber. He also sells merchandise such as; “Hydra Collective” and “Neptune Bottles.” links are always in the description. No joke he actually looks like dash from the Incredibles. Genuinely a nice, good-looking guy, with a good heart and a good girlfriend, Haley Pham. WE LOVE YOU RYAN “Oh, you don’t know who’s Ryan Trahan is? Ever heard of Dash?”
“You think Ryan Trahan is the hottest guy on planet earth? You’re correct.
Your FBI agent who is constantly messing with your auto correct. This man is more commonly know as Yan the R being an edition for when he’s undercover. He can’t spell the word rite correctly and is clearly an idiot.
A midget homosexual whose mother has been around so much that he has an approximated amount of 37 siblings around the house. Ryan's oldest brother looks better in heels than their mother. He is so short that whenever he runs across a football pitch, the grass tickles his balls. For a hobby, Ryan enjoys playing with death by enraging a tall Russian individual in every way possible with his catchphrase being "Nah bro who asked".
-"Yo wtf is going on over there??"
-"Don't worry thats just Ryan Grindlay snorting cocaine off of an erect penis"