Russian Mike

Mini Irish celebrity, everyone loves Russian Mike
Robards: who’s that cool guy

Me: that’s Russian Mike

Russian Mike is a mini Irish celebrity

by Park ji sung china April 26, 2025

Brown Russian

When a female places a bottle of vodka in her anus and she sleeps in order to continue her drunken evening.

Jenny wasn’t ready to end her evening, she respectfully asked Josh to give her a brown Russian, he obliged and gently placed a bottle of popov into her anus.

by Nippleknockers August 6, 2021

russian quilt

The Dutch Oven, but 100 times worse

Babe why did you give me the Russian Quilt?!

by Tristian Gross January 24, 2021

Silent Russian

An alcoholic drink consisting of 2 parts vodka, 1 part cream, and 1 part ice.

Catwoman drinks a Silent Russian, hold the vodka and rocks, in the movie Catwoman.

by AsmodeusXr January 11, 2012

russian strawberry shortcake

When a man ejaculates into a woman's period blood and she then consumes said "beverage"

"Gave my woman the Russian Strawberry Shortcake"

by IdiotBoii September 1, 2023

Russian

When an escort sticks your dick in between her fat titties and blows your mind with a tit job.

"Aww man I'm so glad she Russianed me"

by KnobonmySlob August 4, 2022

Russian icicle

The act of sitting upside down, ass towards the sky under usually the edge of one’s roof, and waiting for an icicle to fall and mercilessly penetrate your asshole. When the Russian icicle falls, if done perfectly, will land directly in your rectum.

Me and John will be waiting for Russian Icicles later today.

by Jimothy Tingles March 15, 2024