the advanced and final stage of bieng scheduley challenged.
someone who incurably moves like a sloth.
someone who incurably moves like a sloth.
I wish my girl friend would have taken her condition of being scheduley challenged when she had the chance , it's to late now. I'll never be on time now that she's become scheduley retarded.
by jgrezn February 23, 2023
Our Class is so retarded its Autism
by Ourclassissoretardeditsautisti September 26, 2019
by djlink771 March 05, 2022
When the dumbass friend in your groupchat asks a question that indicates they don't know how to fucking read.
Friend One: Dinner is at 7PM.
Friend Two: Cool see you then.
Friend Three: What time are we going to Dinner?
Friend One: Are you text retarded?
Friend Two: Cool see you then.
Friend Three: What time are we going to Dinner?
Friend One: Are you text retarded?
by Cummy Cummerson December 19, 2023
"Holy crap your Golden Retriever is such a Golden Retard."
"What do you mean?"
"He just ran into a wall."
"Oh...its okay he's cute."
"What do you mean?"
"He just ran into a wall."
"Oh...its okay he's cute."
by OOOOMSVSKSKSVGWUWOAUBWNWKQKALA December 02, 2022
Its an act in the legal system that hasn't been officially stated and or well defined and or implemented where a private sector and or government organization and or individual personal and or yours truly gives me and or someone else rubbish and or the biggest selection of useless information and or just general information to sift through that I cannot use and or that I cannot give to other people to use due to the requirements constructs and the arguments handler solutions constructs however provides lots of boring and or inappropriate work and additional time wasting activities and research to do that takes up a maximum amount of time while not allowing normal things like seeing friends, using and or purchasing and or selling houses, travel, dating and or sexual services, bypassing paywalls. Which might be fun and or amusing in the first year however causes what seems like a severe dysfunctional services offering and stunts additional expected lifestyle requirements while crowding out personnel and private space.
Did you see that retarded Act of banking and financial services request to the banking and financial services provider, Well wait till you see the retarded response from the banking and financial services providers and no solutions provisions.
by Patrick the Starfish001 December 02, 2023
The mutual feeling when you and your girlfriend (vice versa) haven't seen eachother in a while (2hr-days/weeks)so you're awkward/uncomfortable. Not yet back in the flow.
ex.1
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ex.1 Why are you being so weird? Are you feeling apartness retardation?
ex.2
"Im so nervous to see him"
"Why? I thought you saw him two hours ago?"
"Yeah, but I just know Im gonna go apartness-retarted-mode and only talk about our lecturers..."
ex.1
ex.1
ex.1 Why are you being so weird? Are you feeling apartness retardation?
ex.2
"Im so nervous to see him"
"Why? I thought you saw him two hours ago?"
"Yeah, but I just know Im gonna go apartness-retarted-mode and only talk about our lecturers..."
by mojavebabee May 21, 2024