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[mental re-tardy]

The state of being slow,usually noticing things everyone else knows already or being the last one to get a joke.Not exactly retardation,just slow thinking.
John started laughing out of nowhere,i asked him what was wrong and he said i finally got that family guy joke from last year,total mental re-tardy.

(RE:)tard 

Stupid people who forget to delete the annoying (RE:)'s in a replied message.
Jessica's a lazy ass (RE:)tard!
(RE:)tard by Comton Ass Kelsey February 29, 2008

re-re-tard 

One who is a retarded retard who is so retarded they don't deserve the re.
You did what? Man, you're not a retard, you're a re-re-tard. Why are you still alive?
re-re-tard by wildmanchild February 8, 2010
(R)eply (E)veryone (tard)

Someone who has not mastered the very simple difference between email's "reply" and "reply all" actions. The RE-tard is consistently spamming a distribution list's mailbox with their comment, which is relevant only to them and the sender. A true RE-tard will do this even when the original sender of an email to many people list explicitly requests recipients do not "reply all."
I can't stand it when a new system rolls out at my job. My AVP boss always spams her stupid questions to the whole company like the RE-tard she is.
RE-tard by Longshot Lar June 13, 2012

Tard/Re-tard

Tard .... when you have done something that’s not the best .....

Re-trad .... you did it again
Tard/re-tard

She’s a trad .... she didn’t learn from her mistake... now she’s a re-tard
Tard/Re-tard by MissSaraKay August 2, 2020

Hoisted by my own re'tard 

Thwarted by one's own stupidity.
I do the same thing every week, expecting a different result. I'm continually hoisted by my own re'tard.