The one legged pirate

When a gentleman shoots semen into one eye of a girl and covers it like a eye patch, then proceeds to kick her on the knee so she hops on one leg and says 'AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH'

Last night i gave my girlfriend 'The one legged pirate' and now I'm single.

by Nupey dupey August 22, 2022

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Lung Pirate

A cigarette, smoke or ciggy.

Oi, sling us a Lung Pirate would ya?

by Timothy Balton July 06, 2018

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period pirate

Someone who only goes down on a woman during their period

Heard Andy went down on his girlfriend last night when she's on her period?

Ah it's fine mate, he's a period pirate

by Treyeful September 15, 2020

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bateau pirate deux

tgl malak

tgl malak sale bateau pirate deux

by joey moms May 20, 2021

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cunt pirate

Noun: one who engages in the illegal and often violent overtaking of cunts for the purpose of extorting money or stealing goods esp. on large bodies of water.

Cunt pirates have been disrupting the legitimate trade of rum, spices, sugar, and birth control products in the Caribbean.

by InglishMajor May 21, 2012

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