A hypocritical person who can’t win an election and thinks he knows everything. Full of ignorance and only believes his opinion matters. Completely devoid of the ability to find humor in anything.
by Diction matters October 29, 2021
Get the mike wronamug. by Snowfighter10 June 23, 2019
Get the mike charliemug. A Mike is the type of guy who won’t admit it, but could go on for days about how much he loves sci-fi movies starring matt damon and kristen wiig.
by mikejusticefanclub September 2, 2023
Get the Mikemug. The act of asking someone for advice, but then telling that same person how their advice is wrong. Past tense “Miked”
by Kayninetooate November 27, 2023
Get the Mikingmug. Verb
The act of dropping three consecutive slam dumps during a shower whilst ordering a takeaway and swallowing two whole muffins in the time it takes to have 5 wanks.
The act of dropping three consecutive slam dumps during a shower whilst ordering a takeaway and swallowing two whole muffins in the time it takes to have 5 wanks.
Bro 1: Dude, yesterday was so boooring.
Bro 2: Not for me, bro. I did a Big Mike.
Bro 1: Bro, really? That's sounds like a great way to pass the time.
Bro 2: Ya bro, you should try it some time, it really clears your head.
Bro 1: Ya, I think Ill try a Big Mike when i get home.
Bro 2: Never a dull day when you slip a Big Mike in to your daily routine.
Bro 2: Not for me, bro. I did a Big Mike.
Bro 1: Bro, really? That's sounds like a great way to pass the time.
Bro 2: Ya bro, you should try it some time, it really clears your head.
Bro 1: Ya, I think Ill try a Big Mike when i get home.
Bro 2: Never a dull day when you slip a Big Mike in to your daily routine.
by Tiiiiiimmmmmmmyyyy March 3, 2023
Get the Big Mikemug. alongside Bernie Madoff and Hilarry Clinton, the human epitome of political corruption in modern Canada
by Sexydimma November 21, 2016
Get the Mike Duffymug. 