my matthew

He is the sexiest, smartest, most attractive person to ever live. He belongs to a girl named morgan :) he is the sweetest person youll ever meet and youll always want to talk to him. (he also has a big dick ) I love you mi amor.

My matthew is mine forever, he will always carry my heart with him, and i will always carry his.

by MatthewsProperty September 11, 2022

Matthew

A type of tuba player you would never want to be, they never play the correct notes and also, they never mark time or hit they never hit their dots in marching band their marching technique is horrible

Matthew is never, on his dot, he needs to stop being such a bad player and marcher

by Dark_Logic99 November 5, 2025

matthew

hes a beautiful sweet guy who will never let you down he usually has red hair hes super skinny and he was stabed by his mom so his sister didnt get stabed so hes afraid of peircings hes kinda strong he gives the best hugs and if you have him you should keep him he will be the best thing that ever happens to you hes the coolest person ever and i miss him so much

luke:matthew i swear to god if you dont stop
matthew:what

by gothdaddy September 2, 2022

Matthew

A kid who's short, very slick at playing video games at night and never sleeps. To his homies, he is a great and reliable respectful friend. He is asian, brown eye, short hair, "popular" & is a trouble maker.

Yo Matt why you so short. (Matthew) whY yOu BuLLy mE?

by Memegof13838 January 27, 2020

Matthew

Matthew, where do I even begin to explain Matthew. He’s a smart funny, kind hearted person. Is a nerd when it comes to basketball. Puts his mind to a goal and will achieve that goal. Strong, handsome, fun to talk too. Matthew's the type of person to make the whole room laugh with his jokes. Everyone loves Matthew. Just looking at him you’ll fall in love with his precious eyes. But overall just the most amazing person ever.

👤:Omg looks it’s Matthew😱!

Matthew: Hi

👤: *blushes*

by ana_g April 24, 2022

Matthew

A Canadian man with a micro who happens to also be a downie.

I would kill myself if I was a Matthew.

by illuminabi March 6, 2019

Matthew

A mid kind of guy. Also a theatre kid who can't sing.

Person 1: Who's going up next?

Person 2: Oh his name's Matthew. He's not that great.
Person 1: Yeah just his name says a lot about him.

by tetrislover February 16, 2022