Step dad joke

Dad Joke to offensive to tell your own children, but if it’s someone else’s you don’t care.

I probably shouldn’t tell you that joke. It’s more of a step dad joke.

by John Bob Poff July 19, 2023

missed the joke

(joke here)
OMG BRUH IM FUCKING CANCELLING YOU

He missed the joke

by browniesarecool January 1, 2024

Looking Cool Joker!

Line Said by Morgana in persona 5 when you get a knock down

"Looking Cool Joker!" "OH MY GOD YOU STUPID FUCKING CAT GET OFF OF MY FUCKING PARTY RIGHT THE FUCK NOW AND YOUR ASS BETTER NOT SAY A SINGLE FUCKING LINE"

by whoreknee January 21, 2024

robert type joke

A Robert type joke is a very cringe/corny ass joke.

"They call me Scottie cause i be pimpin", yeah that was a robert type joke

by HMMS November 19, 2023

Stroke the Joker

a game played on roadtrips in the car where one or more boys remove their shirts and pretend to masturbate, so that cars around them believe that they are actually masturbating, thus eliciting a humorous reaction

Guy 1: 3 more hours till we get there
Guy 2: Dude we should play Stroke The Joker to pass the time

by papi quando March 10, 2024

CFJ - Cool Funny Joke

"CFJ" or "Cool Funny Joke" basically refers to when a dumb ass broad is talking and your boyfriend cut that bitch off, and she mad because she can't vent.

Dumb ass broad: Wow, aren't I just the best girl ever?

Bf: What about my girl?

Dumb ass broad: That's cute, that's funny, that's a joke. That's "CFJ - Cool Funny Joke."

by Yashirim June 12, 2024

utility knock-knock joke

Any of several well-known "door-tap pun" verbal exchanges which involve either an offer ("Howard", "Tijuana", etc.) or a request ("Woodrow", "Kudu", etc.) by da speaker to da listener; often, said query is proffered in said manner in an effort to lighten da mood and add a little humor to said proposal, in order to hopefully take some of da sting outta da expressed idea, which might involve less-than-desirable aspects such as difficult/yucky/tedious labor, significant changes in habits/lifestyle such as being more active and/or giving up "comfort" foods, etc.

A lot of da utility knock-knock joke selections are somewhat "interchangeable" as far as their "request" or "offer" status --- i.e., a word dat's mostly intended for proposing an assistive/generosity action by da speaker to da listener (such as "Howard you like me to _?", or "Tijnana do/have _?") can also be used by da speaker for asking for assistance/charity from da listener (such as, "Howard you feel about doing _?", or "Tijuana volunteer to _?"). Or by da same token, a gigglingly-uttered conversing dat uses a word which is usually reserved for giving-of-time/resources appeals can also be used by da speaker to extend an offer of help to da listener, such as, "Woodrow like me to _?", or "Kudu let me help you out by _?"

by QuacksO June 15, 2024