John Daily

The nick-name of The Daily Show's John Stewart.

Dad: John Daily is funny and smart.

Me: Its John Stewart but nevertheless, he is awesome.

by MistahTom June 17, 2006

John Zerzan

An anarchist writer who holds the most extreme political/social views you have ever heard in your life. A dude who wants humanity to destroy 10,000 years of human advancement and go back to living like cavemen. He writes a zine, has a radio show, and goes on speaking tours to promote "anti-civ" philosophy.

John Zerzan is either a hero or the ultimate troll, depending on who at the infoshop you talk to.

by NoToSectarianism July 18, 2011

Baby Johning

When you roll a spliff and it flops down from the roach.

"Oh SHIT, it's Baby Johning"
"You fucking idiot, that's your third this week!"

by sdubbz99 May 25, 2009

said john

To reference a homosexual euphemism

Dad tried on mums new bracelet and she said 'your wrist is too wide for that... said John'

Mum was sorting the dishes out before and she said 'I hate it when you get meat stuck under your fingernails.... said John'

Hope my engine doesn't blow will be seeing rods everywhere if it does ... Said john

by RLimiter December 26, 2013

John Pim

The cataclysm of two words resulting in: a; a man who has strength bestowed on him like none other, along with the ability to show incomparable compassion, or b; (verb) an action describing how someone has harnessed their strength in a spectactular, almost unimaginable way.

"I heard that man did a John Pim and survived a free fall from the edge of Victoria Falls, on a motorcycle, whilst smoking a cigar"

by Jerry2288ah January 20, 2021

Chef John

Getting Your Ass chewed; The act of yelling at someone for their mistakes.

Your dad is going to Chef John your ass for drinking all of his beer last night.

by Nateraide March 22, 2013

John CENA

A dead meme from 2016

AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!!!! AND THIS IS A DEAD MEME!!!

by DisManz April 19, 2018