John Daily

The nick-name of The Daily Show's John Stewart.

Dad: John Daily is funny and smart.

Me: Its John Stewart but nevertheless, he is awesome.

by MistahTom June 17, 2006

John Zerzan

An anarchist writer who holds the most extreme political/social views you have ever heard in your life. A dude who wants humanity to destroy 10,000 years of human advancement and go back to living like cavemen. He writes a zine, has a radio show, and goes on speaking tours to promote "anti-civ" philosophy.

John Zerzan is either a hero or the ultimate troll, depending on who at the infoshop you talk to.

by NoToSectarianism July 18, 2011

said john

To reference a homosexual euphemism

Dad tried on mums new bracelet and she said 'your wrist is too wide for that... said John'

Mum was sorting the dishes out before and she said 'I hate it when you get meat stuck under your fingernails.... said John'

Hope my engine doesn't blow will be seeing rods everywhere if it does ... Said john

by RLimiter December 26, 2013

John Pim

The cataclysm of two words resulting in: a; a man who has strength bestowed on him like none other, along with the ability to show incomparable compassion, or b; (verb) an action describing how someone has harnessed their strength in a spectactular, almost unimaginable way.

"I heard that man did a John Pim and survived a free fall from the edge of Victoria Falls, on a motorcycle, whilst smoking a cigar"

by Jerry2288ah January 20, 2021

john isaac

a short guy who only wears adidas. john isaac means minion to the ruler of the elves

John isaac said he quit baseball!

by allthelawleylove March 22, 2019

john dung

'jack shit' -john dung would be the 'polite' say in church form.

i explained to pastor mcfoolsis that i didn't have john dung

i ordered a bunch of food at foolsley's, only to realize i had forgotten my 'coins'; and didn't have 'john dung'

by michael foolsley January 17, 2010

John Fealias

The most powerful person in the universe. He is good friends with double J and will slaughter any poser who try’s to stop him.

The last thing the women saw was John Fealias staring into her eyes with a knife in his right hand.

by John Fealias June 22, 2020