Jimmy thy Cartered

To die of Melanoma at age 100

Timmy’s mom: Timmy, your great-great grandfather has Jimmy thy Cartered after a fight with Melanoma

Timmy: Zoo wee Mama!

On December 29th 2024 at 3:45pm EST former president Jimmy Carter has Jimmyed thy Carter after a year in hospice care, may he rest in peace

by JoeMama the II December 31, 2024

Trevor and jimmy

Men that our always there lurking to find there next victim to try and prove there worthiness but they never succeed because they’re pieces of shit.

That motherfucker Trevor and jimmy’d me.

by Ahhhhhhhhh.uhhhh January 9, 2025

Jimmy Lee

The GOAT.

Man you must be a Jimmy Lee.

by AlreadyKnownAsDaGOAT June 15, 2025

Silent Jimmy

A Silent Jimmy is the sexual practice, during which you suck your partners toes while doing 69 and staying as quiet as possible

You: "Oh wow, my wife and I had the craziest Silent Jimmy last night"

by Arandomgay June 18, 2025

Jimmy Carter

Jimmy Carter (1 Oct 1924 - 28 May 1997) is a vile douschebag known as "history's greatest monster" according to the simpsons. He organized Al Queda and cheated on his wife, Rosalynn Carter (27 Aug 1927 - 28 May 1997) passed away at funny number years old. Jimmy was too busy touching the boobies of other hoes who are definitely NOT Rosalyn when in Oval Office causing the economy of the late '70s to fall apart. Besides infidelity, Carter viciously killed 9 people in Operation Sand eagle because he was angry they didn't give him his fried watermelon and vanilla ice cream on time. He did nothing but talk about public portapoties toilets for his 16 year long post presidency. He also was responsible for building Barack Obama (future president b. Aug 4, 1961) in a ran down Taiwanese factory.

Jimmy Carter is history's greatest monster.

by FugginPARODYbro June 19, 2025

Jimmy Win

Either succeeding in taking a BBW home with you for the night, or scoring a free ⛷️ bump at the bars.

Last night was crazy, I hit the double Jimmy Win at the landing strip.

by Caveman K August 10, 2025

Colton and jimmy dehn

Two tight men who to love to penetrate eachother either if it’s tv remotes or there slim dicks. They hangout secretly and fuck eachother til they have an oatmeal crème pie left over.

Wow that’s gay must be Colton and jimmy dehn

by Slimjimrizzler August 27, 2025