A Jake is someone who loves to pay for your dinner even when you can afford it. If you dont let a Jake pay for it then he gets so aggravated and aggressive to the point where no is not accepted. All so he can pay for a 5 dollar soup. A Jake is also someone who loves to sleep with a C-Pap machine and thinks everybody should have one even though he forgets to use it every night. A Jake is also someone who likes to play footsie with strangers in public stalls.
Oh sorry i couldnt make it over tonight im tired and forgot to use my c-pap. What a Jake!
This guy wigged out for not letting him pay for my dinner. God I wish he wasnt such a Jake!
I just used the restroom at a meeting and this creep was trying to play footsie with me. Creepy Jake!
This guy wigged out for not letting him pay for my dinner. God I wish he wasnt such a Jake!
I just used the restroom at a meeting and this creep was trying to play footsie with me. Creepy Jake!
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“Omg, he wasn’t 100% perfect in front of millions of people! Let’s destroy Jake Paul and compare him to cancer!”
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Get the Jake allison mug.Jake is the sweetest trans boy ever he may be problematic but he cares for everyone, he would never do anything to hurt someone, unless they mess with his girl, he is incredibly cute,sweet,kind,deep,loving,amazing, and he thinks the complete opposite of himself but so many people love and care for him. He may not be perfect but nobody is! He won’t just be nice to you but each time you see him he will tell you how much he cares for you and that he can’t lose you, If you ever meet a jake hold on to him hold him close and never let go!
Girl: “I’m worthless “
Jake: “ok get comfortable because it is time for me to spend a hour or more explaining to you how wrong your statement is”
Jake: “ok get comfortable because it is time for me to spend a hour or more explaining to you how wrong your statement is”
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