Horse Cock

When a mans dick is so big that it can be compared to a horse's cock.

It's not my fault i have a Horse Cock.

by Me When The Moment Of September 10, 2021

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Horse

Everybody knows what a horse is.

I like horse cock.

by Alden_Larson September 1, 2023

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horse shit

1) Lies

2) Literal horse feces

Synonym of bullshit

1)

YouTube: "We removed the dislike counter to protect small creators"

The astronomical amount of horse shit that thomas has seen here has thrown him into a blind rage

2)

"Horses shit horse shit no shit sherlock"

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 14, 2022

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To horse

To be manhandled or treated like a little boy or pushed around.

In order to horse his ass you must be massive.

by Big daddy dave 69 February 15, 2020

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Shivering Horse

A particularly large and unpleasant defecation.

I got drunk last night and ate Chipotle and took the most epic shivering horse this morning.

by vastwen December 5, 2014

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horse stance

A sacred stance used to defend oneself from attackers. Space your legs apart and squat down so that your thigh and lower leg are at a 90 degree angle, while screaming NEEIGGH at the top of your lungs to make your assailent as uncomfortable as possible. May occasionally result in you getting kicked in the fun time spot, but worth the look on your attackers face if they are as confused as I am while writing this definition.

guy one: yo man let’s jump this foo’
target: back off! NEEIIIGGGHH!!!
guy two: shit man! He knows the horse stance!!!
guy one: lets beat it!

by biggie cheeze June 4, 2018

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