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soft head 

To not critically think. To not analyze or survey a given situation. Not to be confused with being hard headed and being stubborn; a soft headed person is to be air headed and unable to think at all.
Person 1: “yup (player) turned down 105 million guaranteed”

Person 2: “Really? A soft head. I don’t know how many words to describe him”
soft head by CriticallyCasual June 24, 2020
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doh doh head 

adjective; used to insult someone. Could be described as a "brainless twerp."
"He's so annoying, the doh doh head."
doh doh head by le chat triste July 23, 2003
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Jimbo Pickle Head 

An extremely annoying guy who just won't shut up and enjoys being a jerk. He's also known for cheating on girls and thinking he's the ultimate playa when he's not.
Girl: "I can't believe he cheated on me!"
Girl's Friend: "What a Jimbo Pickle Head!"

Fatty Fat Head 

One whose ego (or attitude) is so large that their head, literally, looks fatter.

To be used as a Term of Endearment. Can also be used in exasperation.
Mary: "Who is the OG Fatty Fat Head?'
Sarah: "Umm... I'm pretty sure that's Randee Jo"
Mary: "Ooohh..."

Christina: "Stop being a Fat Head and come pick me up!"
Caitlin: " What the hell does that even mean?!? Is that even a phrase?"
Christina: "Look it up on Urban Dictionary, it's there"
Fatty Fat Head by Mangofatdoody September 28, 2010

Sit at the Head of The Round Table 

1. a: To assume an exclusive role of leadership in an environment of ostensible equality or diversity. b: To make one's voice or opinion the only option.

2. To carry such a commanding presence due to an overbearing personality or charisma that inevitably overshadows that of anyone else, even those of greater importance.
1. You have made it clear that in this plenum you sit at the head of the round table.

2. A man of great stature whose very entrance to a room cast an air of authority and a demand for respect and awe, beaming in charisma and exuding confidence, it is clear that he takes his seat at the head of the round table.

Reverse Turtle Head 

Having someone stick their tongue in your asshole.
I heard that katie gave Alisha a reverse turtle head at Church yesterday.
Reverse Turtle Head by Otto_Mito November 14, 2012

Polish road head 

When the driver blows the passenger.
Johnny was getting some Polish road head before they died in a fiery crash.
Polish road head by Oboefreak August 14, 2016