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donut hands

1. What you wish you had when you are really hungry after chilling or partying.

2. What someone has when they make something really good happen.

3. Someone who commits an act of trife.

4. Someone who has an addiction to excessive masturbation.
1. I'm so hungry, I wish I had donut hands.

2. That dude just hooked us up with a damn good party. That guy has donut hands for real.

3. Wow, I can't believe he acted like donut hands and stole your girlfriend.

4. I bet he is so lonely, he sits around at home and jacks it like donut hands.
by mhs_boyz_atx April 6, 2009
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Hand Thrusting

A hand signal used when enfuriated to express to specific person(s) that they are aggrivating, annoying or perhaps jewish.

Hand thrusting can be done by putting one's hand in a fin like manor on their forehead, and swinging out violently toward the person(s) intended.
Blaine: You remember Yazmin's party?
Ryan: The one where i took my clothes off?
Blaine: Yeah, you remember her sister?
Ryan: Is she the so called "13 year old" that i would so totally do?
Blaine: Yeah! Ah, She could not have been 13!
Craig: What? 13 year old? I only really go for 12 year old's to be fair. Oh yeah, did I tell you that I've just been circumcised. Oh and by the way, I told your girlfriends family that you smoke, do drugs and hit girls.

Ryan: Did he just aggrevate, annoy and be jewish toward us?
Blaine: I think so..

Bryian: DICKHEAD *Hand thrusting*
by Bryian. February 25, 2009
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Shiting hand

Similar to wanking hand. It is the hand that someone uses to wipe their ass after they shit. They don't give 2 shits about cleaning that hand. It can be the same or different hand as the wanking hand, depending on the person. Do not shake it or you will face something that is worse than death. If you shake it, RIP XC. If the hand you shake is the wanking and shiting hand, I don't know what to say.
A: Don't shake his shiting hand *lolol*
B: But how do I know which is it?
A: How the hell should I know? If you shake it, RIP.
by Mr Confident June 26, 2016
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Hand Maid

A person (mostly female) who fucks or gets fucked by a commander
Dude she's a hand maid
by Dude Bro Dude November 3, 2016
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deez hands

What you get from playing melee claw style for to long like dumbass, jacking off for to long, or doing both at the same time.
Mew2king needs to go to the doctor for deez hands.
by Meleelover69 January 16, 2016
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hand-stack

A playful "being sociable" game where ya "layeringly" stack up yer hands with those of one or more friends, then ya yank yer "bottom" hand out from da pile and place it on top of da stack of hands, then the next person yanks his hand out from da bottom of da stack and places it on top, and so on.
I love playing circle of friends wif all da pretty girls I meet in da town square, but if we have da use of a picnic table or other elevated flat surface, I also enjoy sharing a round or two of hand-stack wif da cuties afterwards --- nuthin' quite so good at bringing da delighted/amused giggles outta dem.
by QuacksO August 3, 2018
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Hand Clap

Hey, let's hand clap. *high fives*
by Zephyr zenith May 24, 2018
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