eastern express

Horse who bucked the idiot known as christopher reeve off, breaking his back, hilariously.

Eastern Express beat down Christopher Reeve hahaha

by Homme Bik March 11, 2004

eastwick

The urban name for the city of Elizabeth, N.J.
Soon to be transformed out of ignorance, and birthed into A WHOLE new city, because the POWER of God is going to MOVE and change this place. Jesus is ready to move and save the souls.. .

The place in Jersey that is FINALLY going to see the Light of the Living GOD. Jesus is going to work in the hearts of men and women and boys and girls... no more Drugs, no more Gang violence, or stealing, or prostitution or fornication... It's gonna be ALL about LOVE! The Love of JESUS!

Can a nation be born in a day? YES!
And Jesus is going to light the way! It's time for Love to step in, God is going to guide the way for SALVATION from the coming wrath of GOD.... The TIME for salvation is NOW!

Shmaw Eastwick YAHSHUA Eloheinu YAHSUA ECHAD!

Listen up Eastwick Jesus OUR GOD, Jesus is ONE!

Cuddy: "YO! you heard about Eastwick?"
Cuddy2: "Yea, I heard that Jesus transformed the whole city!
Cuddy: "Girls ain't sleepin around no more..."
Cuddy 2: "Nobody smokes or gets drunk..."
Cuddy: "Word, Jesus changed the hearts and minds of everyone there! Satan ain't got no more power there no more!
Cuddy 2: "There's NOTHING but love for everyone in Eastwick! WOW! It makes me want to stop sinning and just make peace with the LORD of Lord's!
Cuddy: Me too! I want to know the Love of Jesus meng! Let's go repent, turn from our sins and trust in the Lord to save us from the coming wrath that is to come to people who hate God and rebel against him...
Cuddy 2: "WORD!"
Cuddy: "JESUS CHRIST IS THE 'WORD'! "

by DiscipleofChrist August 7, 2008

easter cholo

a really pissed off mexican in a bunny suit

run! the easter cholo has a knife!!

by that buttfucker kyle bingham October 8, 2008

Easter Basket

The Act of the "Easter Basket" is performed mid fuck, While thrusting a women vigorously, The dude removes his penis from her vaginal secretion. At this point he inserts his testicles in her basket. Resembling an "easter egg basket"

1. Oh Man i was fucking the shit out of this slut last night and i totally gave her the "Easter Basket". Shoved em right up there.

by Deathhampster666 October 27, 2009

Middle Eastern Mars Bar

A sex act involving meticulous preparation whereby a male (or female with penis) shaves his testicles, gooch and head and proceeds to store the shaven hair. Step two requires minor culinary skills in that a couple of Mars Bars must be heated in a pan and brought to highly viscous (thick), yet fluid, syrup. The newly created concoction (after cooling to a lukewarm temperature) is then carefully lathered onto the perpetrator’s earlier prepared erected penis and testicles. All the shaven hair is generously applied to the chocolate-coated trouser snake until it is completely covered to create an ‘ewok-type’ appeal. The final, and crucial, step is to coax a female to initiate the art of felatio on you and, in a jack-in-the-box-style maneuver, reveal your Middle Eastern Mars Bar.

*NB: It should be noted the Mars Bar syrup possesses both a practical and aesthetic qualities:
Practical – to allow the hair to stick;
Aesthetic – to act as a dark background to the hair

"She was coughing up chocolate fur balls for weeks after I gave her the Middle Eastern Mars Bar at Stylzie's place after Dirty Thursday"

by G. Dingle July 29, 2008

easter bomb

to put m-80s into an egg and hide it so when your kid finds it, the explosion will show why denver is a city and key bank is a bank

i hid an easter bomb and the first one to det it will become burnt and smarter

by nicest terrorist December 24, 2008

Easton

A boy who is a baseball player has good friends and a very good heart. But it sucks because his own name is copyright of a baseball bat

Sup Easton

by Baseballgod72 July 23, 2018