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Wood duck 

Pretender (Aus)
Particularly used to describe twats who drive a cheap crumby car put a noisy exhaust in it, obnoxiously loud sound system, lower it so that it no longer has suspension travel, more than likely a stupid looking rear spoiler/ wing to improve its aerodynamic grip at high speeds that it'll never achieve and put a big brand sticker on the back window. The driver will most likely be wearing a hat on backwards have one hand hanging out the door making possible gangster hand gesture all while thinking he is the shit.
Note: the vehicle is innocent in fact it's a victim. Don't hate what the car has become but hate the offender.
Jimmy: hey bill look at this wood duck?

Bill: Jimmy! that's a fully sick Astra!

Jimmy: No bill, that's a shitbox driven by a wood duck
Wood duck by Darth Kermit November 30, 2013
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fuck a duck 

"fuck a duck" the tune to row your boat.
Fuck fuck fuck a duck,
Screw a Kangaroo.
Finger an Orangutang,
Orgy at the zoo.
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Rubber Duck 

When "fisting" goes wrong. Usually resulting in the fist becoming stuck in the anus of a partner or one's self.
Troy and I had to go to the E.R. after we fell victim to a rubber duck.
Rubber Duck by Annelise(: January 23, 2011

Donald Duck 

While in the shower, spreading your butt-cheeks, thus allowing water to flow freely through them, and emitting a fart from deep within. The resulting sound is similar to that of Donald Duck.
Last night I Donald Ducked myself in the shower and nearly gagged to death.
Donald Duck by slohse April 15, 2010

Donald Duck 

That crazy Duck who's a companion to Sora in the kick-ass game Kingdom Hearts.
"I'm gonna get Kingdom Hearts cause Donald Duck's in it!!"
Donald Duck by Suna May 4, 2003
Short form of the last part of the famous punchline "But that's not a Duck!" Saying "A Duck!" should always be followed by insane laughter for no perticular reason.

Also can be used as a random exclimation.
Bob and Jack are talking when Paul walks up. Bob suddenly yells "A duck!". Bob and Jack errupt in laughter. Paul is forced to laugh or admit he doesn't understand. It's great fun either way.
A Duck! by Bobda November 30, 2004

can you quack like a duck 

The retching noise made when having deep throat oral sex.
"Can you quack like a duck?" I asked whilst unzipping my file with an evil gleam in my japs eye...