lovers door

A synonym for vagina

I slammed my dick right into her lovers door!

by englando February 13, 2018

Charismatic doorknob

When you’re fondling a man’s balls twist them.

Man Nikki really knows her charismatic doorknobs.

by PurpleMarlin52 May 24, 2018

man door hand hook car door

Man Door Hand Hook Car door was the title of a 4chan post of somebody trying to tell a Creepypasta story.

man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road. he turn to his girl and say: "baby, i love you very much" "what is it honey?" "our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken, ill walk and get some more fuel." "ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news report of steres being stolen." "good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty"

so the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now". then the girl here a scratching sound and a voice say "LET ME IN"

the girl doesn't do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door.

by deepfriedshitposter June 3, 2018

disco door

A person who not only idetifies as a disco ball, but also a door.

You're a disco ball door... Or a door with like the thousand pieces of small ass glass on it. BOOM disco door.

by Bull. T May 15, 2018

Back door hate

What you hear when you leave a group. They smile in your face but stab you in the back when you walk off.

I'm gonna see if I can knock this bitch down.

Yeah, I'll look at ya later.

(Walks away but hears, 'he ain't getting shit.')

This is back door hate...the hate you barely hear when walking away.

by Winglet81 July 24, 2018

Office door mat

Referred to as the office administrator. Others will pile shit on your plate and pull you in 5 different ways. Accomplishing any task of will become nearly impossible. People will copy you in on emails and tell other people that you will be reaching out to them. This covers ones ass., but not yours. You will be paid less than 95% of people in a company. If you are hourly you will be will the first person at the office in the morning and the last one to leave.

Thanks Sharon, our office door mat will reach out to you to insert task here.

by Chet Chestsky September 20, 2018

One Door Syndrome

When a collective group of people attempt to use only one door of a train when other doors are available. Usually ingorning requests from station staff to us all doors.

Oh look they all have one door syndrome today! Can't they see the other empty doors!

by Farther of Cats November 2, 2018