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Suck dick December 

Suck dick December is the month every guy can walk up to a sexy girl and say “it’s suck dick December” and the only thing she can respond whit is “where do you wanna go” and she has to suck your dick
Guy “hello”
Girl “hey”

Guy “ suck dick December”
Girl “ where do you wanna go”

And that’s how easy it is to get sucked off
Suck dick December by Locus788 November 4, 2019

Yellow Dick 

The result a penis turned yellow by the addition of cheese dust brought on from consuming Doritos (or similar) and masturbating, likely induced from boredom
Friend - "Hey man, how was the weekend?"

You - "so boring, ended up with a bad case of yellow dick"
Yellow Dick by FiftyOne151 December 1, 2019

Big dick nigga 

A guy named Nutella that got that big dick
Big dick nigga by Big nutt 19 December 2, 2019

cutting dick's 

to out do or outshine a friend. 1 up somebody.

Eddie is always out here cutting dicks. His rims are bigger and his stereo is louder.
Eddie is always out here cutting dick's.
cutting dick's by Chozen317 September 8, 2020

kick dick november 

the month where girls can get all the boys back for slap ass october

Tinsel Dick 

When the cock is all decorated, shiny and stringing a sloppy amalgam
of cum and sex juices.
That slut was so wet she game me tinsel dick.

Grab me a towel so I can wipe up this tinsel dick.
Tinsel Dick by Dick Onchin October 4, 2020