brodie’s dad 

claims to be a builder but sits at home and sells bricks for a living

‘brodie’s dad’

brodie’s dad by courtsgrace1111 October 21, 2018

Side Step Dad 

Your brother or sisters father-in-law

‘This is my side step dad’

Side Step Dad by Stee808206 March 17, 2019

The lazy days of dad 

That short window of time during late summer and early fall where you really don’t have to cut the grass, and the leaves have yet to start falling.

Dad sits back in his favorite lawn chair and cracks open a beer. Making a toast to himself he says: “Nothing to do but relax. Here’s to the lazy days of dad...”

The lazy days of dad by Binarysmart September 20, 2019

Jacob's Dad 

A piece of shit no one likes.

"Jacob's Dad is an asshole"

Jacob's Dad by EINGO November 3, 2019

Honorary step-dad 

A biological father who does not behave in accordance with their child's ideal of what their child's real father would behave.

Dad: "Why are you calling me your honorary step-dad?"
Jimbo: "You just don't feel like a real dad to me."

Honorary step-dad by Lemon Lord November 9, 2019

josh's dad 

gone

person1 , "Im going to go get milk"
person2 , "Ok, just don't be a josh's dad"

josh's dad by Have you seen my dad ? November 12, 2019

Ken’s dad 

Gone to the gas station to get milk

Hey mom dad pulled a ken’s dad

Ken’s dad by FCC rcbdro March 5, 2020