stay clean shawty

Stay clean just means dont have a hairy vagina

A - stay clean shawty
B - stfu

by Eileen Rayne April 15, 2019

bell cleaner

a person who likes to lick bellends clean

yo bro look theres a bell cleaner eww

by cumlickinhobo5 August 6, 2019

Shallow Cleaning

You get cleaned by Italians with cloths and rags. Normally around the stomach.

Jimmy is going shallow cleaning today.

by ravenghost August 11, 2019

Holiday Clean

This was invented by a Instagram, mom of two girls and she created this holiday cleaning for when the holidays come around you’re less likely to be frustrated and overwhelmed by all the cooking done in the kitchen she loves family and is dedicated to serving Others in the kitchen not only is she a hard-working mom and dedicated to freezing meals and preparing meals ahead of time to stay focused and less in the kitchen but also serving her family holiday cooking is important and the holidays and so is cleaning after. September is the month of tidying and is a special event, it begins before the holiday season and decorating. Then you begin by taking all of the items that you have in your shelves in the kitchen and cabinets. Do this before you take all the cans your pantry everything out of the fridges and you clean everything from top to bottom to re-organize and regroup to see everything that you need for the holidays not the other way around it’s best to have a fresh start know what you have in your pantry so when the holidays come around you’re ready to go and you won’t have to worry about cleaning again until spring.

@val_ava@instagram

I’m so happy I completed my holiday cleaning.

I feel like I completely change my life, it feels like a future gift to my future self.

by Brokenheartedval89 September 8, 2019

dry cleaning

A paycheck you get in an envelope when it’s payday.

Squidward: ah the sweet smell of payday
*opens envelope*
Squidward: huh?
Mr. Krabs: oh sorry, that’s my dry cleaning

by Fireguy47 October 19, 2019

Head Cleaner

When a man sit on a toilet and the head of his penis unintentionally dips into the water. Usually, this type of toilet can be found found affixed to a wall and has a hinged seat (not a urinal). Typically this toilet is oval in shape, has a shallow bowl and a high water level. When flushed, the contents exit through the wall not the floor. See also Scrotal Bidet

Guy 1: “Damn! I sat down to shit and my dickhead hit the water!”

Guy 2: “That toilet is a real head cleaner!”

by Wandering_Star February 9, 2020

Mr.clean

A dumbass lookin teacher who changes all the rules and ruines band

Bruh his head be lookin so shiny that light reflects off it and kills an entire ant hill bruh look at that Mr.clean reject along with reject mall santa

by Tee hee 96 February 20, 2020