A school in Seffner, Fl that is full of rich privileged kids and a few sucky teachers. A place that cares too much about its appearance and spends all the tuition cash on plants and doesn’t fix the sewage. Kids are constantly leaving this hell hole and teachers are always complaining about one teacher in particular (mr. toxic). I don’t recommend going here. It literally sucks! This school is too cookie cutter perfect and expects perfection from the students and expels anyone who doesn’t meet the criteria. This suckass school has expelled legends. Rip to our fallen soldiers. Spread the word of the famous Methner academy.
Dude 1: have you heard about that school in seffner?
Dude 2: Seffner Christian Academy? Yeah I hear it’s like a cult or something
Dude 1: yeah it’s pretty suckass
Dude 2: Seffner Christian Academy? Yeah I hear it’s like a cult or something
Dude 1: yeah it’s pretty suckass
by ••- -• -•- -• —- •— -• —- -• • March 10, 2020
Get the Seffner Christian Academymug. Great person, He may be quiet, a bit overweight, and has a twisted humor. But in reality he is always there for you, he doesn’t care what you have been through or what has happened, he will be there to support you. He is always ready to listen to whatever you want to vent his way, he will listen carefully, give you truthful answers and help you with your problems. He is that one kid in school who is popular with many people but that’s only because he is known to be an asshole. The more you get to know him the more he will show you how kind and caring he is. Christian is also to joke around if you’re his best friend, he would joke inappropriately about someone you may like or someone your dating. In the end Christian is truly a nice person and any girl would be lucky to have his personality, even if he isn’t the perfect with looks.
I don’t know its just Christian.
by ShirlyHaksi February 3, 2022
Get the Christianmug. he is the sweetest best friend you could ever get. u will fall in love instantly. he is kinda a player so he tells u the number of crushes he has. but once he asked u out, u just can't say no. but once you say yes, the is the best boyfriend you could ever get in your whole entire life. it's just that he might make and a little awkward. the worst part is that he will lose feelings instantly but he wont tell you. he'll only say once u broke up with him. he will start hanging out with u and your friends but talk to your friends and pretend you r not even there. he will stop talking to you and never give eye contact. but this is only if you are his ex. if u r a random girl that hangs out with him, he'll make you feel great. he always has a group of girls around him and likes all of them. get another gf just days after his breakup. he is very cute and has a baby face.
by omfgilovedick September 19, 2019
Get the christianmug. by user43982 October 30, 2022
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Get the Christianmug. A dude who usually plays a sport like lacrosse. He has a million girls fawning over him and nobody really knows why. He can’t make a decision to save his life, and is commonly caught between two people (his side chics? you’ll never know). Most of the time he is into a close female friend who may or may not be sleeping with him.
by rawrrawr17LOTRQ April 6, 2023
Get the Christianmug.