The Blood Orange

When you're pissing blood out of your asshole, scoop up the water before you flush, and then freeze the bloody water and serve the ice cubes to your friends or significate other in a glass of orange juice

My best friend just came up with this new cocktail mix. They called it The Blood Orange. It's so addicting! You have to try it!

by MasterNgaming December 18, 2025

scary blood

liek when blood is like evrywhere and you cant help but say "oh oh oh!!! scary blood!!!!" and than the blood it is everywhere and youre like "ohhh hell nawww :( spongevbo would NTO LIKE THIS"

"OH THAT BLOOD IS SCAAAAARY"
You been to that room? that blood shure was scary!
blood is scary
scary blood

by BLOOD TORTURE SANDWICH February 15, 2024

Blood still stains when the sheets are washed

Sex don't sleep when the lights are off.

person 1: Blood still stains when the sheets are washed
person 2: Sex don't sleep when the lights are off
person 3: Kids are still depressed when you dress them up
person 4: and syrup is still syrup in a sippy cup

by syrupisstillsyrupinasippycup. February 17, 2024

Blood Knight

A male who is willing to have sex with a female during her menstruation.

You have your white knights who never get laid. Dark knights are macho and dominant. However, the blood knight is one who is known as MVP.

by EmoWithAttitude February 20, 2024

blood

A feared name, with her seductive nature she'll destroy any e-larp, e-thug, and e-boy. Never once been able to get doxed, nor ran-through by any com larp. Just by her amount of true pastes, no one dares bat an eye to her. Yet all these accomplishments, she stays underground without anyone knowing she's around. Her essence memorizes anyone around.

This girl blood has never been touched by any com larp, what a dream.

by bloodunderground March 12, 2024

all the blood went to the wrong places

a man’s penis becomes erect when he didn’t want it to

he had to leave before anyone saw. all the blood went to the wrong places

by pinkyoshi420 June 12, 2022

Blood knight

Blood knight means someone who gets 0 females is short n voice will always sound prebublecent there also very argumentative n have short attention spam n hate on ppl they admire there also very inmature even into old age.

Omgg not Blood knight this bitchless short inmature bastard

by raw agent June 17, 2022