Jonas Brothers 

The Jonas Brothers are like The Beatles.. minus the talent.

THE JONAS BROTHERS SUCK MASSIVE LOADS.

Jonas Brothers by windexxxx October 16, 2008

Jonas Brothers 

Buncha fags, who think there super good, and good looking.
not even real music.
Only teen girls who have no Idea what music is listen to these fruits.
Get a life and listen to real music,
like metallica.

Dumb Girl: I LOVE Jonas Brothers!
Smart girl : *shoots dumb girl* Fuck JB.

Jonas Brothers by anomynusssssss bitch October 12, 2008

jonas brothers 

The worst singers since Hannah Montana. Not only can they not sing their songs make no sense.

Jonas Brothers Band meeting, let's listen in.....

Joe:I love Hannah Montana!
Paul: Call me kevin!
Nick: I can't sing!

jonas brothers by mike is amazing like pie March 9, 2008

The Jonas Brothers 

A form of being a gay failure.

- "Dude look at how gay that guy is"

- "At least he isn't The Jonas Brothers"

The Jonas Brothers by The dude who mooed March 1, 2009

Jonas Brothers 

see dick sucker

The Jonas brothers love to suck dick, they would suck each others but they only have vagina's.

Jo Bro 1: Mmmmmm this is some good dick right here!
Jo Bro 2: Yeah, too bad we only have pussys!
Jo Bro 3: Enough of sucking cock, we have to go and sing to those screaming 9 year old girls!

on stage

Jo Bro 2: Ohhh yeahhh why don't you love me babeee yeahhhh let me suck your dick ohhhh yeahhhhhhhh

Jonas Brothers by Penguins Kick Ass March 11, 2009

Brothel

A house full of psychedelic, fine-ass moving and shaking and magic making ladies who throw a halloween party for the ages complete with boobs.

Yo. Are you going to that party at the brothel? I hear it's gonna be ill son.

Brothel by laurasia88 October 30, 2010

Spit Brothers 

- a bond made by 2 or more bros , obtained by frenching with the same girl and thus trading each other's spit

' damn u hooked up w Sarah? bro I made out w her in the 9th grade, we're spit brothers now

Spit Brothers by mushypoos May 5, 2018