2000s older brother core

People that have watered down nearly every alt subculture and baked it into one big clusterfuck. The clothes needed to achieve the 2000s older brother core aesthetic can be found on aliexpress (bonus points if it is made out of polyester). If you want to really get into it buy the biggest jncos, southpoles, etc and baggiest affliction or tapout shirt (they can't skate and dont know what mma is). Bonus points if they went to a semetary concert wearing an ushanka.

"Name 5 2000s older brother core songs"
"smegmatary, jnco, ushanka, affliction, and skate archive"

by wichkrft December 18, 2024

Web Brothers

When 2 guys make out with the same girl.

Dude you kissed her too? We are Web Brothers! Sick!

by Jolly bean October 23, 2018

ur brother a mother

the worst insult you could ever say to anyone. saying it results in the instant death of the one being insulted. nothing can stop it. don't use unless your life is on the line.

jon: "your mom gay"
max: "your brother a mother"
jon"oh god. OH FU-" *dies*

by tonyross May 13, 2018

brothers off day

Falls on 15th February. A day where your brotherhood can't pressure you with decisions by questioning the strength of the brotherhood.

A: You bro not?

B: Haha can't use that bro. It's brothers off day

by Barbrown February 13, 2019

the skeleton brothers

sans and papyrus from undertale

Person 1: I love the skeleton brothers
Person 2: who?
Person 1: Sans and Papyrus, have you been living under a rock?

by Rsuki November 20, 2021

my autistic fucking brother

Literally my 6' tall brother, he is fucking autistic (acoustic), he has he smallest cock in the world, and is gay af, yet homophobic. Even if he is autistic and bully's me (🥺), I luv him.

Sami: *shows pictures of drawn birds* Stella, Which one is ur favorite?
Stella: *points to one made of scribbles* that one
Sami: the spoiled ass nephew?
Stella: he looks autistic
Sami: just like my autistic fucking brother.*laughs slightly*
Stella:*walks away concerned*

by Oddy- Bitch January 23, 2024

Cancers Brother

Jake Paul’s Older Brother Logan Paul

Me:Who Is Worse Cancer Or Cancers Brother
Friend:Cancers Brother

by WhoIsJJ July 25, 2019