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Raging Asshole 

The condition that occurs in your rectum after you eat Spicy Foods.

Can also happen with certain Taco Bell foods!
You're taking a poop the morning after you ate some extra spicy General Tso's Chicken and you can't help but notice your asshole feels like it's on fire!! You've been had by the Raging Asshole!
Raging Asshole by Turbo&Auto August 21, 2009

Facebook asshole 

Someone who is always mean or rude on facebook, regardless of how they are in real life.
Kevin, for how nice of a person you are, you are a facebook asshole real talk
Facebook asshole by Jameyf'nBaby November 8, 2010

selfish asshole

A person who uses their phone while driving
Look at that selfish asshole texting and driving. He'll likely crash his car and kill someone because he was too selfish to ignore his phone for 30 minutes

pineapple asshole

when someone misunderstands what someone says, even when they spoke clearly, they are a pineapple asshole
julian: dude that plane's exaust looks like an ass
riley: a pinapple?
julian: dude your a pineapple asshole
pineapple asshole by sexyperson1212 December 28, 2009

tickles my asshole

it is when something that you are doing is working then right at the end it messes up
having a good hand in poker then your freind has a better one that would "tickle my asshole
tickles my asshole by Landon November 22, 2003

glorified asshole 

A Glorified Asshole is someone who is narcissistic, and a down right jerk. A Glorified Asshole usually doesn't know that they are being a Glorified Asshole.
Wow Joe you don't have to be a Glorified Asshole because you won the Race.