anal nugget

(ay-nul nuh-get)
A piece of excrement left upon a mans penis gained through anal sex

Man 1: "woah man, was smashing lydia's back door in last night, it was really good until i got home!"
Man 2: "why bro, did she suck your toe or something?"
Man 1: "nah, she left an anal nugget on the top of my dick"

by Lyzard September 6, 2016

Anal herpes

When you get so butthurt it periodically flares back up again.

Bro, your butthurt over losing the pottery contest has turned into full blown anal herpes

by comradegrizzly December 26, 2021

anal spiral

When you pull anal beads from ones anus with such vigour and force that the sphincter turns itself inside out in a spiral motion. Leaving behind what looks like a balloon end on an acid trip.

Hey have you seen Andy today?
Yeah he's had to go to hospital after playing with his anal beads with Simon, got a bad case of anal spiral

by Dirty Doctor Johnson July 22, 2015

Anal trombone

The art of playing the trombone with your rectum most times it has to be cleaned from excess jizz and so forth

Hey bitch I just got done with my anal trombone lessons wanna smash until your titties turn green?

by Donkeyrectum August 2, 2015

Anal Delano

Its the poop version of the card game where you pass a card around a circle of people using your lips. But this time you pass someone's poop around using your asshole.

Bro you want to come to my place tonight? I want to try to start an Anal Delano

by CuttleFisH06 September 25, 2020

Anal ducking

The act of quacking with each thrust of a penis, or other phallic object, into someone's rectum.

I dodged a donkey kick shortly after I started anal ducking her.

by Ukamongawang May 26, 2020

Wreckit Anal

A severely damaged anus that has gone through heavy trauma such as sexual/penetrative or rectal experimentation that caused multiple fissures, prolapse and even gaping. Sloppy milfs often beg for it and return for more.

Chloe had to take a break from her road trip because we had wreckit anal. She liked it because she came back for more !

by Goodbass99 June 14, 2022