alex milner

Someone who typically has a small penis and struggle to get a boner

You have a small penis. You are an Alex milner

by BigDick1538 July 31, 2017

lil Alex

1. Dat Bad ass Motherfucker
2. Coolest alive

“What’s the word for Chinese n****a”
“lil Alex”

by Lilalex1234 March 6, 2023

Alex Gaskarth

the bent-dicked vocalist for all time low.

x: hey, do you like all time low?
y: yeah ! their singer alex gaskarth is kinda questionable tho

by rosecoloredhomo June 13, 2018

Alex lonican

Short but epic

Alex lonican is 2 foot tall

by Midgetbuster3000 March 2, 2022

Alex Onta

A kid who is just a classic Onta. Alex Onta is practically Alex Hunter from the Journey mostly becuase he is black and looks like him.

“How’s ya pro contract Alex Onta?”

by Clitlickw April 17, 2019

alex mardell

likes to throw chairs at people

someone threw a chair at me they pulled an alex mardell

by alex mardell May 3, 2018

alex steele

How does one describe Alex Steele? A blonde tornado of a character, her undying love for cats is matched only by her passion for porcelain. Get on her bad side, and she'll scratch your eyes out (but only after giving you the cold shoulder for three years). Commonly spotted with her loyal, if not cognitively challenged boyfriend - he is the brawn to match her brains. An avid wearer of onesies, though it may simply be because the rest of her wardrobe is layered in the farmyard stench of her one and only.

Do you guys know Alex Steele?

Yeah, she gets all the dick and pussy she wants.

by maccers13 May 19, 2016