Saggy train

We’re u balls hang low

Ew they look like a saggy train

by Liammoza06 August 17, 2019

quiet train

A liberal oxymoronic invention. One a train certain cars are reserved as "quiet trains". These cars are supposed to have no music or talking.

Bro you can't talk to me, we're on the "quiet train"!

What? Quiet train? This old New York City train looks like it is from the soviet era. It is loud as hell, shaking all over the place, rickety, and constantly making creaking sounds. Why the hell would I not talk in here?

Bro, this city is full of looney liberals. You just have to turn your brain off and not use logic.

by dopexile August 25, 2019

alabama poop train

Exists to serve the LCOE and Big Mac, Dave Messinger, and Dr Hardy. Lead with a light touch

“”We plan on doing lean strikes in Alabama, it’s important that we hit take a ride on the Alabama Poop Train into steady state...”

by Matt Arnold — 5 May 28, 2018

cargo train

when you go on a massive bender it is also known as being on the cargo train. A group of people are riding the cargo train when they are together for a period of time consisting purely of getting f*cked up.

“Want to go to the cinema on Saturday?” “Nah I can’t, I’ll still be on the cargo train.”

by gollum123 June 3, 2018

Training Troops

Foreplay, the act of teasing and stroking a cock to build up a huge load of "troops" or semen

She was training troops for an hour before she let me invade her keep

by floptronomous June 9, 2018

lego train

A remote control model train made out of lego bricks. Price range stays in between 100-600 dollars.

I got a Lego train for christmas. It took me 4 hours to build my Lego train

by Brace for impact December 21, 2017

Mo-Train

The baddest motherfucker on da street. Got cold lunches lined up for days.

Person 1: Suh dude, you got some cold lunches?
Mo-Train: Yeah check out da menu
Person 1: I'll take the sushi style

Mo-Train: Aight. Spread the word you just got Mo-Trained

by RH845 December 27, 2017